Obituaries

Redmond, Vernon (Vernie, Vern, Pudge) Francis 85, passed away peacefully at home listening to his beloved Seaside FM as he left this good earth on October 19/2022.

If you’re reading this I guess you all figured out I’m dead. But fear not I’ve got a smokin hot body now because I’ve been cremated. I’m sorry it took so long to to get my obituary posted but my daughter (who I affectionately call “the millennial”) is a procrastinator!

I came back as a blue jay to make sure my millennial sends my ashes on the outgoing tide as I instructed. However, I’m still on a shelf in a funeral home yet to get outta here because my darling daughter can’t get her act together and pick me up! As per my wishes, there will be no service and no burial. A celebration of life will be determined at a later date.

I hope this obituary improved your day, keep your stick on the ice and keep searching the skies! ~ Vern